Writer of short sentences for commercial interests goes long for personal interests. Open to catered speaking engagements, though have no prior experience. Also open to whistling engagements.
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- Sorry @igrewup , I call em like I see em .
- "You're So Vain" should be "I'm So Easy". Mick Jagger. Warren Beatty. Cat Stevens. Kris Kristofferson. Look in the mirror, Carly. .
- @katiecabbage5 Oh well hello Katie. Lets get your brother to wake from his Twitter slumber. I love making him do things he hates to do. .
- I just heard a toilet referred to as "The Think Tank". I'll never not call it that again. .
- Listening to perhaps the worst play-by-play radio broadcast imaginable--mens figure skating. They don't even describe the sequins. .
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